the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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