Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Naked Twister starts at high noon
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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