I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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