Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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