it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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