I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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