Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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