Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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