Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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