Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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