question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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