Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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