But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My friends, they love my intelligence
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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