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Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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