I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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