I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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