that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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