we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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