She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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