He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
even my farts smell like vagina
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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