I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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