I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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