When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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