Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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