once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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