Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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