Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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