Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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