i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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