vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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