wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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