it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week