So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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