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Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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(203): Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night? http://tfl.nu/k5ad

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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet

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(954): Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet http://tfl.nu/1ehg

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(281): View more from Texas

I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

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(281): I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! http://tfl.nu/gg3p

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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.

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(409): The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711. http://tfl.nu/l97v

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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am

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(506): I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am http://tfl.nu/t74t

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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.

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(307): I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head. http://tfl.nu/1su5

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(240): View more from Maryland

She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.

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(240): She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am. http://tfl.nu/ir0l

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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.

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(914): He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen. http://tfl.nu/pgtg

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(315): View more from New York

This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID

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(315): This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID http://tfl.nu/jlhh

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Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.

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(651): Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die. http://tfl.nu/9u75

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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.

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(630): And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates. http://tfl.nu/727h

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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.

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(206): Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here. http://tfl.nu/36ym

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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that

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(908): it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that http://tfl.nu/wsh1

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(906): View more from Michigan

I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.

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(906): I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory. http://tfl.nu/wuwz

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(519): View more from Ontario

You were silly, high, and chewing on things.

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(519): You were silly, high, and chewing on things. http://tfl.nu/3bfw

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