What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.