He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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