Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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