I accidentally had phone sex last night
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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