its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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