Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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