So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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