Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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