# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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