thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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