oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
