I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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