The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i think my cat just said my name.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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