Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
should my penis look like a turkey
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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