there was a trapeze. enough said
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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