the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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