no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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