Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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