carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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