what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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