Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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