Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
organizing the empties. That sober.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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