She announced her abortion via fbk
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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They have beer where we have blood.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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